Currently my work has sent me to a volunteer fair to try and trick people into volunteering with us, I have a nice little booth to sit in for 4 hours. I plan on telling people that volunteering for my organization is like eating a ripe peach. Delicious up until you hurt your teeth biting on the pit….
Horrible Bosses=Poop Your Pants Funny
I give this movie, 5 dirty smelling honkys out of 5 dirty smelling honkys
Strange Bathroom Encounter
So I had just finished lunch when nature began to call. As i whistled my way into the washroom I noticed a small old man, in booty shorts, peeing at one of the TWO urinals. I went directly to the remaining urinal, eyes straight, as it protocol with us men. I start to relieve myself when all of a sudden the man yells “NO” and runs out…………Apparently he did not...
Worst Morning Ever!
I am not a morning person. Period. I like my mornings with a constant routine. I wake up with just enough time to clean myself up and get presentable for work. Eat breakfast. Pack a lunch and drive to work. My breakfast consists of a bowl of “just right” cereal. Now why the fuck would someone leave barely a third of a cup of milk in the fridge!! Either finish the milk or don’t...
Can we all just sit for a second and listen to reason. Joe Rogan my friends.
My laziness has no bounds
So a couple days ago I decided that my bed sheets were officially too dirty to sleep on. However instead of ripping the bed apart and washing everything I went into the storage, pulled out a sleeping bag and have now been sleeping in it on top of the bed. perhaps this weekend I can fund some spare time to clean up my act.
Wave goodbye to the past. You’ve got your whole life to lead– August Burns Red
No more tv for the rest of the summer. Can’t spare any time for such nonsense when the world is at our fingertips.