July 2011
16 posts
Work
Currently my work has sent me to a volunteer fair to try and trick people into volunteering with us, I have a nice little booth to sit in for 4 hours. I plan on telling people that volunteering for my organization is like eating a ripe peach. Delicious up until you hurt your teeth biting on the pit….
Horrible Bosses=Poop Your Pants Funny
I give this movie, 5 dirty smelling honkys out of 5 dirty smelling honkys
Strange Bathroom Encounter
So I had just finished lunch when nature began to call. As i whistled my way into the washroom I noticed a small old man, in booty shorts, peeing at one of the TWO urinals. I went directly to the remaining urinal, eyes straight, as it protocol with us men. I start to relieve myself when all of a sudden the man yells “NO” and runs out…………Apparently he did not...
Worst Morning Ever!
I am not a morning person. Period. I like my mornings with a constant routine.
I wake up with just enough time to clean myself up and get presentable for work. Eat breakfast. Pack a lunch and drive to work.
My breakfast consists of a bowl of “just right” cereal.
Now why the fuck would someone leave barely a third of a cup of milk in the fridge!! Either finish the milk or don’t...
WatchCan we all just sit for a second and listen to reason. Joe Rogan my friends.
My laziness has no bounds
So a couple days ago I decided that my bed sheets were officially too dirty to sleep on. However instead of ripping the bed apart and washing everything I went into the storage, pulled out a sleeping bag and have now been sleeping in it on top of the bed. perhaps this weekend I can fund some spare time to clean up my act.
“Wave goodbye to the past. You’ve got your whole life to lead”
– August Burns Red
Summer challenge
No more tv for the rest of the summer. Can’t spare any time for such nonsense when the world is at our fingertips.
