Hilarious Waiter mistake of the Night
So there i am with my 3 tables trying to be cool, calm and relaxed.. then it happened. A group of two black women came in and sat in my section, now of course i’m not racist but i am however a complete dumbass. So i start my usual routine, “hello my name is Evan and i will be your server this evening….yadda yadda yadda” then for some reason instead of saying “if you...
Today I was Told I Look Taller
I still need to measure myself but i think my body is gonna let me reach 6’. If my brother is 6’1 and we looked like twins growing up… i think it’s only fair i get a bit more height. Needless to say it was the best compliment i’ve heard in a long time :)
Goodbye happiness, hello corporate world
Today I sold my soul. I took an office job which I hate and quit my waiter job which I love more than anything. I did it for my future. Fuck you future….
Milton Day 1:Today's Accomplishments
First full day in milton and accomplishments are as followed: 1. groccery shopping 2. gym membership set up 3. new books to read bought at book store (Wilbur Smith books) 4. made tasty burgers from scratch 5. made home made protein bars (grunt bars) from scratch 6. made home made pizza 7. laundry all done and hung up 8. Studied the menu for my new resturant 9. power walk 10. and the...
Amazing Trip To Dominican
Back from the Dominican! 2011 summer starts with a boom! Great Week living like a king in a VIP suit in the Dominican. Weather was amazing! Food was amazing! People were amazing! Came back with a great tan :) Became famous at the resort on the second day being there by getting too drunk and head-butting over 36 people at the club ahaha including women and children ahaha resulting in almost having...