March 2011
20 posts
My new way to become a millionaire
So Vince made me a bet this morning that as long as I name my child “Sleven Shitamoose Dudley” he will pay me a million dollars and shook on it. Tom Brown and David Farrell are witnesses.
Yesterday
All you can eat sushi, followed by all you can drink beer. Painful day. Onto the next one.
Who buys cool whip ?!
Cool whip is gross so while I was at the grocery store today I looked for people who were buying it.
So who eats cool whip you ask
Brown people eat cool whip.
Just Watched The Movie "Due Date"
Downloaded and watched the movie due date last night, just a little advice for anyone who hasn’t seen it yet…… don’t bother with it. Its a sad remake of Planes, Trains, and automobiles. Don’t get me wrong there are funny scenes (maybe two), and the actors are good, but the movie just overshot the mark. It had soo much potential too, thats the sad thing!
Hoping...
“I love eating peanuts, they remind me of what food taste like”
– Chris Leblanc, Almost has his Bachelor in Psychology from Guelph University
Julie Dislocated Her Elbow
i-am-kt:
“I was in my room and really wanted a pop tart so i was going to go toast it but then i slipped on a piece of paper on the floor in my room dislocating my elbow. and then i bawled my eyes out on my floor for 20 minutes alone, nibbling away at my untoasted pop tart”
too too funny
