Funny moment of the day
So it’s 7am and I’m on the train beginning my 10 hour journey back to Ottawa which is usually a drag. Today’s special though, today I got to witness something few ever get to see. Something I’ve always dreamed about but never been privileged enough to enjoy. Today I watched a man help his daughter on the train, then he decided that her luggage had to be put in the perfect...
What’s the best thing about having sex with twenty five year olds? There’s twenty of them…..
I call them my napkin pants– chris Leblanc when discussing his love of sweat pants
Thought of the day
One day I want to be rich enough so that every time I take a shit I can release a dove, follow something gross with something beautiful ;)
It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins...– Sherlock Holmes, quoted from my macroeconomics text book…
New Blog Title
So i’ve been testing out different blog titles seeing which one fits. First it was “the prettiest little princess,” then “Panda News,” and now it is “The Man in the Grey Suit.” The new title is based loosely off the book “The Man in the Gray Flannel Suit,” The book was published in 1955 and written by Sloan Wilson. It is about the American...
Almost too funny....almost →
New goal in life
Sitting in bed wondering what to do with myself and all I came up with is I need to make fun of myself a lot more often! So my new goal is to make fun of myself everyday or else the day will be deemed a failure. Help me in my mission?
Classic movie from the past
THE ONLY WAY TO START THE DAY: GYM AND BANANNA PROTEIN SHAKE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL