Quote of the Day
Roommate storms in, soaking wet from the rain.. “My fucking proff was suppose to meet me during his office hours to help me with my paper but that jackass didn’t show up”.. “Its a good thing i have a lot of weed right now or I’d be very sad” TPHM- Total Pothead Move
The Late Night, FML Moment
So I have a 20 page paper due tomorrow, a group paper for sociology. I already wrote my part days ago so i spent the day editing my part. I also told my two other group member to send me their shares today and i would put it all together and make sure it flows well. I have now starting edited one of their shares (the smarter one of the two,) not only does his part make little to no sense but it...
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What Would Ryan Reynolds Do?
Hobo Just started an argument with me about how rich I am and how it’s all because my ancestors had lots of cows and pigs. I then proceeded to present a real argument on why I have money and why his lazy ass is poor. I then waited to be stabbed with what I can only guess would be a sharpened tooth brush. Instead he apologized for wasting my time and left. I DON’T TAKE SHIT FROM LAZY...
Drinking on a Tuesday to celebrate Prok’s birthday is leading to the most awkward moments of my life! Drive to avant garde and kill me please
They always talk about my drinking but never of my thirst
How you enter a room in Kingston…
Kingston trip Day 3: almost burning down Graeme Folk’s house because at 3am in the morning, while being very intoxicated, we decided we needed home made blue cheese burgers… Worth it.
Back in Ottawa, and going BEAST MODE
I Feel That.: Plato on Love & Marriage →
paigerome: One day, Plato asked his teacher, “What is love? How can I find it?” The teacher answered, “There’s a large wheat field in front. Walk there without turning back, and take just one leaf. If you can find one leaf that you think is extraordinary, it means you have found love.” So…
Painted a duck in a tux today and watched “exit through the gift shop” …i am now inspired to become a street artist of ottawa, where da spray cans at?
STILL GOT IT