Gatsby believed in the green light, the orgastic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but that’s no matter—tomorrow we will run faster, stretch out our arms farther… . And then one fine morning—
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

The Great Gatsby

Dirty Drum mix by Travis Barker. Bombs over Bagdad, your love

Jenna Elfman… will you marry me?…please? :)

Jenna Elfman… will you marry me?…please? :)

factsandchicks:

There is a painless way of killing someone through nitrogen asphyxiation by cutting off oxygen while still supplying nitrogen so that the body does not experience a suffocating sensation.
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This is how I want to go…. when I’m 150

factsandchicks:

There is a painless way of killing someone through nitrogen asphyxiation by cutting off oxygen while still supplying nitrogen so that the body does not experience a suffocating sensation.

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This is how I want to go…. when I’m 150

impulsible:

tyleroakley:

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Perfect.

I love. 

I died…

factsandchicks:

Salvador Dali had a pet Ocelot, named Babou.
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Guess ill have to buy one now

factsandchicks:

Salvador Dali had a pet Ocelot, named Babou.

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Guess ill have to buy one now

Homemade meme from the movie “The Extra Man”I love this quote from the movie. It’s sort of the main character’s catch phrase.  

Homemade meme from the movie “The Extra Man”
I love this quote from the movie. It’s sort of the main character’s catch phrase.  

Game Face!

Time to finish this semester strong by killing these final exams and hitting the gym everyday!

No more playing around